the advantages of being short and fat

1) you can shop in childrens' stores in the UK

benefits of that:
a) cheaper clothes
b) less skimpy clothing
c) you can find a skirt meant for 15 year olds that are supposed to be 170cm tall and it is JUST the right length (i.e. not short short) and it will fit nicely above your hips

case in point - my GBP 5 skirt from Tammy in Birmingham (it was such a good buy!)

2) you can find your size at a sale in Singapore (because Singaporean girls seem to be unrealistically skinny and thus clothes sold in Singapore correspond to their sizes)

for example : you go to a Fox sale thinking that jeans at 50% off with an additional 20% off if you buy 3 items and above IS SUCH A BARGAIN... AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY FIND A FEW ITEMS IN YOUR SIZE!

case in point - my 2 new pairs of Fox jeans that came up to $56.80.

WAHAHA... at times like these i love my body size! :)