my conversation with my mom last night...

Me: how is the renovation going?

Mom: the construction workers have knocked down the wall in your toilet, so now the house is very windy. will take a photograph for you. your brother says it is a safety hazard because people can now come into the house from the big hole.

Me: yea but who will actually be able to? the neighbours? (we live in a terrace house)

Mom: well, you know your brother...

Me: just tell him you'll lock the door to my room.

Mom: we can't because the construction workers laid down some plastic on the floor and now the door won't shut properly. it's ok, if anything they will come in and take the dog away. he's the only valuable thing left in the house while the renovation is going on.